Look, I don't care if Steve Miner is directing it. Really. I don't care if Mina (hotty) Suvari and Ving Rhames star in it. What the fuck was Steve thinking by not following the original film though? WHAT THE FUCK STEVE? Anyways, look below for the shitfest trailer, and below that a shot from the original.

NOTE: in the remake trailer it says it was supposed to hit theaters in April 2007. After a whole year's delay, the film is now supposed to come out sometime in 2008. My guess is, direct to video.